Randomly Updated: Chicago Bear of the Day

January 19, 2008 - Let's Talk About Dinosaurs
December 5, 2007 - The Stages of Coping With a Scorpion Attack
August 29, 2007 - Heavy Metal Lolcats
January 19, 2006 - Ask Doctor Knowledge
December 11, 2005 - Chicago Bears 2005 (insert week here) Season Preview
October 6, 2005 - More Fun With Magazine Advertisements
September 8, 2005 - Spam Storm
September 8, 2005 - Chicago Bears 2005 Season Preview
August 31, 2005 - Into the Wayback Machine
August 24, 2005 - Fun With Magazine Advertisements
March 10 2005 - Customers, DIE 3: The Phantom Menace
March 10 2005 - Ask Doctor Knowledge
November 30, 2004 - Chicago Bears 2004 Week 12 Year-in-Review
September 8, 2004 - Chicago Bears 2004 Season Preview
June 9, 2004 - I Hate Your Clothes
March 4, 2004 - Heavy Metal is Gay
March 4, 2004 - A Journey Into the Dark Heart of Spam
August 22 / December 24, 2003 - The Beast That Will Not Die, Parts 1 and 2
December 2, 2003 - God Damn, I Hate Everyone
September 26, 2003 - So You Wanna Make a Web Page
May 30, 2003 - Customers, DIE 2: Electric Boogaloo
April 18, 2003 - Everyone Hates Us
December 19, 2002 - Random Random Shit 2
November 26, 2002 - Help a Brutha Out
November 21, 2002 - To Hell, er, Pennsylvania and Back
November 6, 2002 - "Punk Politics" and Why You Are the Most Selfish, Inconsiderate People in the World
October 25, 2002 - Misanthropic Sports-Related Hate Rant
August 9, 2002 - It's Always Something / Random Random Shit
July 16, 2002 - Screwed Up Dreams, Volume One
July 16, 2002, Part One - Michael Jackson: Proud, Angry, White, Black Man
July 16, 2002, Part Two - George Michael: Dipshit. Gay dipshit.
March 17, 2002 - Get a Real Job
March 8 , 2002 - Return to Adventure Theater
October 22, 2001 - You Might be Lame If...
October 22, 2001 - How to Argue Like an Idiot
September 5, 2001 - Customers, DIE
June 22, 2001 - Pardon the Hell Out of Me
July 1, 2001 - Reality TV = Oxymoron
May 17, 2001 - Martyrs are Gay
May 8, 2001 - Random Tangent #1
May 1, 2001 - Fun
April 19, 2001 - The More Things Change...
April 19, 2001 - My Name
April 12, 2001 - Random Thoughts at Work
March 24, 2001 - Vinyl Records Suck
February 10, 2001 - The XFL
January 26, 2001 - I Don't Wanna Be a Peace Punk
January 4, 2001 - I Hate "Cool" Politics
2000-ish - Field Guide to Stereotypical Metal Fans
October 10, 2000 - What the Hell Happened?
September 17, 2000 - Into the Vault: Guilty of Being Sober
September 17, 2000 - Into the Vault: How Honkeyball Almost Broke My Leg - A True Story
September 17, 2000 - Into the Vault: A Dose of Reality
September 17, 2000 - Into the Vault: True Stories You'll Think Are False
July 4, 2000 - Debunking Popular Sayings
June 5, 2000 - Goin' to Oklahoma
May 28, 2000 - The Worst Television Show... Ever.

More older bits of pooh coming as soon as I feel like copying and pasting it in a page with gay pastel text and the Verdana font. Possibly even new stuff eventually, but I wouldn't hold my breath, jerk.